Chewing the Baby Fat: It's ON

Monday, June 7, 2010

A'ight b!!tches!! It is ON! I am ready to take this front butt back to the dealer. I am ready to bring sexy back! Who's with me??

H and I checked out the Kid's Club at the gym today and I am now feeling better about leaving her in there while I go kick my front butt to the curb!! Ok, taking off my hard ass hat...I am a little nervous about leaving H with some girls I don't know. But I will be RIGHT THERE! Momma needs some momma time! Momma needs to get rid of this loose case and get a 12 pack! I am looking forward to sweating, cussing and making myself hurt so bad I limp out of there.

Wish me luck! I will report back on my progress!!

The plan...

Like a great pair of shoes, a girl can never have too many blogs. Especially one like this. It is here that I am going to reveal the truth. The dirty, nasty, fat truth.

Only about three years ago, I was a pushing a size 18 in pants and an XL in shirts. This after I was able to eat and drink anything I wanted my entire life until the magical age of 30. With a lot of hard work, a great trainer and awesome friends, I was able to lose 60 lbs and made it into a size 8...only one size larger than my high school size.

Then I decided to get pregnant. To add to our family. To have a baby. I knew that the nine months would completely take a toll on my body. But I didn't know how much. I went through my entire pregnancy with everyone telling me how I was all belly and how great I looked. Yeah, a big belly will totally act like the best black dress - it makes everything look good. I mean, when focus is on the growing baby gut, who cares how thunderous your thighs are becoming or how robust your J Lo is plumping. No one cares. It is all about your belly, your baby and your future spawn.

And then it is three months later. You are still wearing maternity pants because your pre-pregnancy jeans barely squeak over your wide ass. But your maternity pants (at least most of them) are way too big and sag in the crotch. Which makes you even less attractive than you started.

There is a point in time when you just have to say ENOUGH. And I have reached that mile marker. It is time to lose this flab that has taken up residency in my mid section. It is time to make all of this painfully public so that I will be accountable and quite embarrassed if I fail or flake.

This blog is also set up for those other women who are ready to lose that baby weight but need a support group to help through the toughest of days. Let's do it! For us!

It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN (cue music)...

Chewing the Baby Fat

Here we go...

It's ON

Monday, June 7, 2010

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